humor for only us

From: Alspach, Julie
Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2012 4:33 PM
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Subject: humor only we would get

Not using any names and in good spirits, here are some comments that were made to me today that only our staff would find funny:

Parent: What is my username and password?

Me: I do not know. You will need to call the main office.

Parent: And I am calling for a password to get into what?

Parent: We did not get all our books?

Me: They shipped the first week in October. Why didn't you call before?

Parent: How do I print a test?

Parent: What is Core?